I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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