i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
this is an emotional support booty call
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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