And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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