I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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