Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
