wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
where are you?
Hypothermia
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Randomize
