it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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