after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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