U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Never underestimate the power of titties
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