I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
How naked do you want me to be?
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