Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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