In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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