That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
NoShamevember. You game?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
why is half of my head shaved?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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