At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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