I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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