is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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