Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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