Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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