and next time when you feel me up, do it right
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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