Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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