so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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