new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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