Its about making memories worth repressing
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
