you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
