I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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