The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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