I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Randomize
