I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i dont even know how to be here
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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