Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
the condom got lost in my hair
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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