i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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