susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
The power of my boobs compel you
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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