I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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