Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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