Your dad touched me again.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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