Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
