I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm both gender and math confused
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