I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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