I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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