did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Randomize
