Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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