I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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