and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Did I show you my penis last night?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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