It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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