genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Randomize
