I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
ugly people sure do ruin things
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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