whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
