her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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