Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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