Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Randomize