Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(269): View more from Michigan

Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories

(269): View more from Michigan

I don't see you I see the memories. All the time

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(419): View more from Ohio

It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.

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(314): View more from Missouri

not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now

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(417): View more from Missouri

Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.

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(323): View more from California

I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward

(213): View more from California

There's a lil minaj in everyone

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.

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(415): View more from California

Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.

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