I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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