come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Sext me about skeletons
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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