So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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