i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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