Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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