this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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