she was so not down for the gang bang
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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